Scotsman and Morman

A Mormon was seated next to an Scotsman on a flight to New York.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Scot asked for whisky, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen wild women than let liquor touch my lips."

The Scot then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Thanks to Barbra Bartz