A Wee Bit of Humor

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At Customs in Glasgow Airport, a little old lady was asked if she had anything to declare. "No. no, nothing at all." she said.

"What is in that big bottle?" asked the customs officer.

"It's a bottle of holy water from Lourdes," said the old lady.

"Will you just take the top off, so that I can take a sniff," said the customs officer.

Somewhat unwillingly, the old lady did so. "But this is whisky," said the officer.

"Praise the Lord," cried the old lady. "A miracle!"