Humour - Lottery Winner

Heather liked to play the Scottish Lottery and finally after several years of trying she won big-100,000 pounds to be exact. She decided to treat herself to a new sports car and went and bought a bright red BMW convertible. She went home and told her blowhard husband, Angus, who was watching football and drinking Scotch. He was of course excited for her and they decided to take a drive on some of the beautiful but narrow and crooked highland roads to really test out the new car. Heather decided she had better drive since Angus was a little, shall we say, wobbly.

So off they went though the scenic highlands. It was sunset and the air was warn as it blew through Heather's hair. She felt young again and so happy. Life was good. It was so quiet!

Suddenly a patrolman with red light flashing pulled up next to her and motioned for her to pull over.

"Madam do you realize that you husband fell out of your car about 5 miles back?" the angry policeman asked.

"Thank goodness!" replied Heather. "I thought I had gone deaf!"