Seeing Eye Dogs

Conan and Niall were out for a Saturday stroll in between football games on the telly. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua . As they walked down the street, Conan with the Doberman said to Niall, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

But Niall said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."

Conan said, "Just watch, and do as I do."

They walked over to the bar and Conan put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, mate, no pets allowed."

Conan looking straight ahead says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

Conan, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

Niall and his Chihuahua thought that convincing him the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,"What the heck," so he put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, mate, no pets allowed."

Niall staring straight ahead says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog"

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

Chihuahua? They gave me a &!x$#*& Chihuahua ?!"